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Dramatis personae:
Nora "Baerbel" Reich, (27), intern
Ricardo of scintillating mountain Lewkoski, (42) Open MP and bon vivant

RvFL "Bärbel, come times of the copier gone. "
N: "Mr. F. Le scintillating mountain Lewkoski ... ... ii-I uh ... but hot Nora N. ....."
RvFL "Papperlaschnickschnack Bärbelein, stop with the knitted Ottere and listen to and take the sheet face down, hanging back as cereal crumbs. turn. I've since once a task for you, "
N: (. Removes deliberately orthodontic measure and wiped with beschähmten view the leftovers from the cold steel).. Oh,"
RvFL: "Yes, there is this party meeting next week and I should tell us something about the Internet, but I did not feel like there partout on it. I did this because ... Date ... with this almond-eyed waitress from this multi-cultural shop the other day. The Schwatten with the horn "(winks suggestively)
N:.. (Visibly shaken by the mention of secondary sexual organs of people with migration background) I. .. I think g. .. uh, that tells you not ma .., w ... because of sexism ... racism ... and u-mus ... "
RvFL. "Oh, Bärbel ... You're so uptight We open, as anything can, because sometimes a pickle peeled (looks smugly into space) you should really come out of you sometimes come to the people!. You know, you meet interesting people, not the flute lessons. "
N ". A. However, the flute .. I ... uh ..."
RvFl "Pippellapups, Bärbel, at some point comes as a curtain dream prince of the youth and crack you on the men's room, the cherry And then, then you come right out of you you drink in the evening once a ginger-ale and lackierst you like the toe nails.!. How about it? best ... in green, HAR HAR HAR! "
N: (affect nervous and embarrassed because their feet are hairy, what you is very uncomfortable) "H.. hah, funny ... cherry ..."
RvFL: "It really is no matter now It's about next week, with the Internet Do you know what about..?"
N: (breaks the horrified eyes) "N. .. No!"
RvFL:! "The Internet Data Highway worlds network as old are you but do not need to know about you but this is as interesting as the latter gave me a friend this link sent to these two Tussen and the cup!.. left, I tell you, when there together ... "
N: "I. .. I've heard it since, uh ... bad things ..."
RvFL (his phone rings, he takes a look at the display) "Oh, I do not Time for more detailed questions, as the dark box is on the line. You know what, just write something. If yes, the Internet, as have neither the foundation nor the green eminences particularly idea of "
N". But what if I give the ... (Delayed) party program ... o. .. or our green resist About .. z-generation ... speak "
RvFL". Bärbel how often? Remember who you coffee cook here: Our principles are not green, they are colorless. And now write your gonna be a page and then before the contract's open bag next week. You are probably ever held a presentation at school, or "
N: (shaking)? N. .. no. I was not in such a n. .. e-a ... School, m. .. my Parents ... did not ... n. .. "
RvFL leaves the room and whispers into his mobile phone
N:".. Oh .. oh ... no. W. .. I write because ... uh ... now "

A week later:

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sign of life

Back from the dead with an unintentionally comical faux pas of SPON editorial Yes, applies to us at:. If nothing else you funny incident, then the public will think of absurd and bizarre "found pieces of the Week", an underpaid student has fished for you from the net. Take note, Thomas Hermanns and take kindly to the lollipop with Vaseline-taste from the mouth, when I look at you Speak!

Anyway, has anyone in the SPON editorial spoke at the place shown on the left display so many of my pagan and / or radical left people a tiny bit from the lost soul.

I of course not, I offer my revenge Old Testament God continues to every day a handful of foreign religious vegans and I bow in awe, every Sunday, and with hardened form genitals in front of his Christian Democratic representatives earth.

I'm sorry, moreover, that here in recent weeks, not much new material has been published. But I promise that I will want me now not only secretly, Guila that seal with the ovaries first into a thorn hedge stumbles, but that I would like to share these fantasies in the future with my fellow human beings.

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Fun Fact:.. We both have roughly the same chances."

Langustor to occur. Lying on the ground are the best victims.

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Langu has compassion

I normally would in the context of this blog becomes active when a person whose conduct me to a white heat drives. If the person so I hate that I love her just to put things in that may not even apply. In the past I have, therefore, Japanese video game developer called inhuman Clearasil allergic to or from the mother-haired Peter Jackson as a radioactively contaminated lice infesting felt ball. This time, however, it is different, because I can actually Mary from the current model soap opera even suffer quite well. Only her hair, which did not work. But they can not do anything that was eventually forced her into a fit of sadism classic grinning Gebärmaschiene. And what about the poor now?

like a goddamn Gumba, only without the pearly whites.

For me is actually not bad, because there are few things in my eyes, which are similar funny as Goombas. And, strictly speaking, is the life of a model and a Goombas not so different. Both go most of the time in a straight line from point A to point B irreversibly and back again. Both forgave it not flinch. And both occur at some point in life, an obese Italians in their lives. This leads to Models sometimes irreparable brain damage, but inevitably with Goombas to death. The world is unfair.

run, Goomba-girl, run!

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sign of life

Here is a small sign of life me. Although, if I think about what living for people in range of my router, I sometimes wished I was dead

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A ♥ for blogs

I write, within the last time here among the three main typists not too much and somehow I is not the head it. But the idea of quay StyleSpion is already great. Again, a reason to own something to type here - great! This was so in recent times more sprays a little more anti-♥, so we should take our time an example and write a song of praise on the German Blogosphere (rather not sing).

The date is 21 April - for those who wish to participate.

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here instead of these heroes had to be here to watch a bunch of Hemphill. This was done with Mitr this image now. really missing is one by the Undertaker. But can the audience not effeminate (more). Even is one of the main body too hard.

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I go to hell, but ...


... from current events, I can not help it.

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practice, practice, practice ...

I was already clear that even the best tattoo artist on pork must practice. But that's really too far!

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"Fit is different from how thin." Thank you Mrs. K
. She certainly sees the "other than as the other here."

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good video game: Zombies ate my Neighbourhood.

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" in part 2 as the woman for is life who weeps with you and when you get after years of butterflies in stomach and part 3 is the drunk with the thick breasts on the carnival that will step in after the blowjob vomit "

Langustor on Silent Hill series.

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# 34 Jeff Hardy Vs. Tuff az Nailz Langu Part 1 are

Do you remember it, I complained recently that my friend has developed some time ago a disturbing fascination with wrestling's and I, in consequence, now with the rotting corpse forklift "The Undertaker" must compete for her favor ? Those of you that Jessica "belt thriller" Speed [ name changed, because Jenny me otherwise smacks guaranteed with rage at the wall ] know and how krustyDC covet secretly know of course that this is absolute nonsense - it has a disturbing fascination Wrestling for developed and is available on Jeff Hardy, the fearless daredevil.

Jeff Hardy, in his capacity Emo on speed and amateur urologist. I hate him (love him).

This is me, of course, remains a huge problem of the moral kind, the Undertaker has as many ugly tattoos that he now looks like the coloring book an ill-tempered autism. He has more eyeliner around the eyes when I brush to the bag. He is also incredibly old and has transformed over the course of his career probably surprised mammoth Babies to pink mist (see illustration).

I would have no qualms to be violent, at such a person to to fight for the love of my life. But what I can and should do if I do not really hate my competitors can ? Jeff Hardy I can rightly see a little bit and be of very gay geschmacksverirrten Bears pull ring outfit designed to ridicule, but otherwise, I would like it or not kneel before him. I see Jessica Short and others resentful subjects rejoice and cry now: "Hah, I know it's langue as a horde of naked gay smurfs on Mykonos." But keep an unfounded with your joy, her mentally insolvent! I have to note the same caveat that of course I will not go to his knees, to spoil my opponent orally as a hungry anteater. Remember: you can not idols occurs in the face, but the stomach of every man is fair game for Terrier like me.

, imagine, then, as I am against Jeff Hardy in the ring, before millions of bloodthirsty fans and a powerful angegeilten girlfriend. He, Jeff "The Daredevil" Hardy with his acrobatic high-risk maneuvers . Opposite him I the Langustor aka "Johnny Awesome" with my classic victim Klopfer-skills, but with qualms using them. As then, when I compared Donnie "The Dozer " Schleckibrowski at Langumania XI in a Tables, Ladders and a couch match had to start at the beginning and had even felt pity for the small Hosenmatz.

But we all remember how Donnie was given at the end instead of a bulging breast only his own Arschbrei between the teeth. Anyone who challenges me, will feel the consequences, whether I'm at the end of a brightly-painted muscleman or a cheeky, but misunderstood orphan with heart problems for the sausage. And that is experienced and Jeff Hardy, if our epic battle for the most valuable of all prices begin!

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Or rather YouTube sensation 2009 # 1 VS. # 2!

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Please help to have all that stuff from me.

I am desperately looking for a number of sweaters, shoes, bags, ... I could stow away with friends. After over 1 year and leave the stress at that time I can not remember who I gave what.

Could please ANYONE who has something of mine, put together a list on my blog, with the things that I have not picked up.

please, thanks.

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my bayonet

It was too long for peaceful, until the Internet Terrorist paxil again recently abused my angelic face for one of his bumbling photomontages. How childish. But as I say always:

"there are not too sore, kid!"

No, wait. I did not mean. Instead, I wanted to say




















"Bämms returned to sender, Bitch!"



















But let us not be too hard to paxil. His family meant having to go through a lot. Here we see his grandmother and his mother Tusnelda Paxiloczewiczowski Frank on the run from the Russians. Or Mongols. Or dentist.

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THE END

or at least not yet? ...

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I spent the last 6 blog entries completed. Photos are now everywhere.

Have fun!

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Kanchanaburi - YESSS!

with ferry and train I went to north-west to Kanchanaburi, about 125th from Bangkok. The journey through the Greens still took almost 4 h, but it was nice and cheap (103 B). But I had a bad feeling after I was the victim of theft in the temple and my friends there worried for my well being and keep me there would have liked.

No, I will not be talked more force. I wanted to be alone and have peace, relax, preferably in a pool. As if the tuk tuk drivers at the station in Kanchanaburi my wishes from the lips could read, he took me to a dream haven - the Pong Phen Guesthouse. Wow, single inklusi ve clean, large pool with sun beds to only 150 B (about 4 €). Just unbelievable, but true. This time I've done everything right. The food was delicious, everything cheaper by 1 / 3 as elsewhere, the surroundings idyllic location on the waterfront. I could not have search for better, for my first enjoy "free" days after the meditation in the temple. I was lost in the luxury and loved my stay extended. What I have made 4 days there alone? NIX. Located at the pool, read a great book (Operation Sahara Clive Cussler), I indulged in Foot and Thai massages, good food and spoil me, just . Let

The bad conscience has troubled me change my mind a bit. I ought to know something of the environment. So I'm marching to the city center, past a WAR MEMORIAL Cemeteries (war memorial cemetery) and the famous River Kwai Bridge, which connects, as part of the Death Railway, Thailand with Burma. The Night Market had to be ever wanted to buy gifts, but it was huge and I had simply lost track.

Again a photo from the look of my room and you're now sadly back on to my next destination.

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Emos beware! Save yourselves on the trees, is pissed Langu appropriate, has the jackhammer unpacked and aims it at your kneecaps. Three, two, one, I'm coming! So, all good brain pierced brought to safety? No? Who's because not managed to escape my eye eagle? Ah, the Subway-to-Sally-Cover "frost flowers" to the group imaginatively named "Eisblume" stands alone on a limb, with kohl-cow eyes anxiously looks around and not even guess what's right now.

I say it directly: What is not guaranteed, is a link to the youtube video. More Rex Goudie is the mascot for the window cleaners' Guild, than that I'm here free advertising for a song that originally comes from the pen of the penultimate millennium stuck East German brass band, the made elsewhere more than detail to sow . If you want a say in the following should the sake of convenience just google "Eisblume" or alternatively look at one block ringtone advertising. Since the clip is in fact on heavy rotation in Calmund dimensions.

But what's it going, really? To lines like this, filled with the morbid imagery and the celebrated outsider, so very suitable for the intended target group, like a circular saw in the ass by Hartmut Mehdorn, the Pinochet of public transport:

"The paleness of the snow from our cheeks makes us like angels beautiful, they will get on your knees and pray that the moon remains clouded."

Langus translation: Against me Hannelore Kohl was a coffee-brown cheerful nature. Also, I've paid a fortune for the Analbleiche in my face. So will you please go nice on the knees, social mainstream.

"We are like frost flowers, we are like frost flowers, we bloom like frost, cold and black is our night, frost flowers in the night "

Langus translation:.. want my parents that the midwife would have strangled after birth with the umbilical cord

look like the people who have dovetailed these memorable lines in the original version, know . Regular readers of this blog now and they know that. We can rub us for hours wound with soap eyes, but some images tattooed on his own and irreversible in our retina at all the new readers. LEST TO HEAVEN WILL NOT CONTINUE

No face is as it should be: Miss Verbissina and her ensemble of derailments.

Now it is but so that musicians who look like miscarriage from the Planet of the Apes cope quite a long time have no reason to exist. The cover version of the ominous charge thus resorted to a clever trick: a computer-generated animation has to serve as a video. And when I say "computer-generated animated film," I mean of course "A visual belly shot in black and gray with animations that unguided as stiff and are like a cemented Elefantenpimmel and a character design that evokes memories of probably unintentionally long repressed accidents of cultural barbarism . I'm in a death-defying self-experiment repeatedly viewed the video in full length, but not about croak say what it is - except Distinktionstralala - is or should trigger the emotion out of it disgust the viewer. Youtube user jkslsjdbhaol suffering to judge by his nickname well with Parkinson can, with his comment might bring some light into the darkness.

I think the video demolished hamma sad as the tree of them and sucked out wid hamma is sad!! ): ... The rupture induced michan something ...

Me too.

You must now look for commands not necessarily on youtube, but I answered the following question. Can we conclude from the linguistic quality of the Comments actually on the mental development of average young people? Hey, moon trucker video, what do you say?

For a given that the text is full of hard, but somehow he sounds like he would a man who searched the world and only at night feels good!




Ah, I see. But now seriously: Sadness and make-up ... Is not only music for girls and fags? What does the gay Supervisor 015153912304 ?

subway to sally can type sing non ichalso find such a peaceful song I may prefer a female voice as anhörenauch BOY un jez gently nothing here -> fag oda sois Sun -.-

Let's just better this time. For not only the ice flower Army, the Juggalos without eggs, so to speak, gives us linguistic pearls. Even the press release for the band is a veritable smorgasbord in oddities and phrases that you might have broken off better after the first word. Finally, here is the exact wording (Source:. An official Web site that you can kindly look yourself) in extracts enriched with fine mental notes.

If the frost is so slow uncomfortable making broad, penetrates through the cracks [HAHAHA, I hope that was intentional. Emos and "cracks". Switch Get it?] and we are happy actually, put your feet in the cozy dwelling, and the head of the telly to moves outside the window so slow personified cold [ The guy here? Or he here? ago] leaving their mark, probably in its most aesthetic shape: This is the frost pattern.

Four guys and a dark princess [Is anyone surprised?] From Berlin and they come together they are now ready to hopefully leave their mark deep in the winter landscape, they suggest the musical.

who suggests something here somehow musically? The music of Pantera to me suggests something, namely an anti-aircraft gun in the pants to have what I suggest is the acoustic output of frost pattern? Weed? Penguin Rosettes?

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"HA HA HA, your mother has cancer and my penis eight thousand climbs in the Himalayas. God is just. "

Langustor commented pity heischende candidates of American Idol.