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other day in the Open Office surface home

Dramatis personae:
Nora "Baerbel" Reich, (27), intern
Ricardo of scintillating mountain Lewkoski, (42) Open MP and bon vivant

RvFL "Bärbel, come times of the copier gone. "
N: "Mr. F. Le scintillating mountain Lewkoski ... ... ii-I uh ... but hot Nora N. ....."
RvFL "Papperlaschnickschnack Bärbelein, stop with the knitted Ottere and listen to and take the sheet face down, hanging back as cereal crumbs. turn. I've since once a task for you, "
N: (. Removes deliberately orthodontic measure and wiped with beschähmten view the leftovers from the cold steel).. Oh,"
RvFL: "Yes, there is this party meeting next week and I should tell us something about the Internet, but I did not feel like there partout on it. I did this because ... Date ... with this almond-eyed waitress from this multi-cultural shop the other day. The Schwatten with the horn "(winks suggestively)
N:.. (Visibly shaken by the mention of secondary sexual organs of people with migration background) I. .. I think g. .. uh, that tells you not ma .., w ... because of sexism ... racism ... and u-mus ... "
RvFL. "Oh, Bärbel ... You're so uptight We open, as anything can, because sometimes a pickle peeled (looks smugly into space) you should really come out of you sometimes come to the people!. You know, you meet interesting people, not the flute lessons. "
N ". A. However, the flute .. I ... uh ..."
RvFl "Pippellapups, Bärbel, at some point comes as a curtain dream prince of the youth and crack you on the men's room, the cherry And then, then you come right out of you you drink in the evening once a ginger-ale and lackierst you like the toe nails.!. How about it? best ... in green, HAR HAR HAR! "
N: (affect nervous and embarrassed because their feet are hairy, what you is very uncomfortable) "H.. hah, funny ... cherry ..."
RvFL: "It really is no matter now It's about next week, with the Internet Do you know what about..?"
N: (breaks the horrified eyes) "N. .. No!"
RvFL:! "The Internet Data Highway worlds network as old are you but do not need to know about you but this is as interesting as the latter gave me a friend this link sent to these two Tussen and the cup!.. left, I tell you, when there together ... "
N: "I. .. I've heard it since, uh ... bad things ..."
RvFL (his phone rings, he takes a look at the display) "Oh, I do not Time for more detailed questions, as the dark box is on the line. You know what, just write something. If yes, the Internet, as have neither the foundation nor the green eminences particularly idea of "
N". But what if I give the ... (Delayed) party program ... o. .. or our green resist About .. z-generation ... speak "
RvFL". Bärbel how often? Remember who you coffee cook here: Our principles are not green, they are colorless. And now write your gonna be a page and then before the contract's open bag next week. You are probably ever held a presentation at school, or "
N: (shaking)? N. .. no. I was not in such a n. .. e-a ... School, m. .. my Parents ... did not ... n. .. "
RvFL leaves the room and whispers into his mobile phone
N:".. Oh .. oh ... no. W. .. I write because ... uh ... now "

A week later:

Can I Get Pregnant On Prom

sign of life

Back from the dead with an unintentionally comical faux pas of SPON editorial Yes, applies to us at:. If nothing else you funny incident, then the public will think of absurd and bizarre "found pieces of the Week", an underpaid student has fished for you from the net. Take note, Thomas Hermanns and take kindly to the lollipop with Vaseline-taste from the mouth, when I look at you Speak!

Anyway, has anyone in the SPON editorial spoke at the place shown on the left display so many of my pagan and / or radical left people a tiny bit from the lost soul.

I of course not, I offer my revenge Old Testament God continues to every day a handful of foreign religious vegans and I bow in awe, every Sunday, and with hardened form genitals in front of his Christian Democratic representatives earth.

I'm sorry, moreover, that here in recent weeks, not much new material has been published. But I promise that I will want me now not only secretly, Guila that seal with the ovaries first into a thorn hedge stumbles, but that I would like to share these fantasies in the future with my fellow human beings.