Ambra from Ahornhütte
01.10.1994 - 24.01.2009
Dear community.
shaken together today we say goodbye to Ambra "Ambratz" of the maple lodge. The terrier-dog lady passed away peacefully this afternoon in the arms of her mistress and will never be forgotten as the most popular, most likely the most intelligent and most effective member of my family farting.
Not as cool as Ambra: Pluto (the next Cumshot induced craving). to name
your numerous achievements in its entirety, is beyond the frame, so here are a few selected examples of its capabilities are listed below.
Dear community.
shaken together today we say goodbye to Ambra "Ambratz" of the maple lodge. The terrier-dog lady passed away peacefully this afternoon in the arms of her mistress and will never be forgotten as the most popular, most likely the most intelligent and most effective member of my family farting.
Not as cool as Ambra: Pluto (the next Cumshot induced craving). to name
your numerous achievements in its entirety, is beyond the frame, so here are a few selected examples of its capabilities are listed below.
- Catching and proud to present an equally surprised as protesters dove (who survived the incident), which they in our Garden had caught.
- Hunting of domesticated, but recklessly freewheeling partridge (which did not survive these incidents usually). The complete Ignore the following disciplinary procedures and the bitter tears of the mother-partridge.
- The secret entry into a standing carelessly open house, followed by a violent attack on living there, completely overpowered her lap dog. Then: The proud presentation of a bloody bundle fur.
- The Mangle of the entire population of our toy-house. This "The Watteausweidung" called genocide took place shortly after their entry, and ended after only two months with the agonizing death of Plushie "The Power Rabbit" Koslowski.
- your slow, long paw of planned occupation and relentless defense of all sofas and beds of the budget.
- No other member of my family - with the exception of my great-aunt by marriage Irmtraud "Oily skin" by Beckstein - has ever had such a thick coat and as many legs.
If after reading this list gets the impression that it is dangerous to Ambra for a spawn of hell, has only partially right. Despite their penchant for violence and drunkenness Ambra donated in rainy, lonely nights in a loving gaze clever dog eyes, a fluffy belly to crawl and to die for cute feet tickling. No tears were shed in our house without the amber snatched joined them and comforting to the face of crying - probably her way of telling us "Not everything is bad, I'm here and everything is good believers wait me, behind the horizon. eviscerated countless cats waiting to be fed. me. " In addition, they helped us to save countless gallons of water in which they dutifully dirty plates and dishes into the dishwasher and part-licked clean. None of our guests has ever noticed anything.
Neither
as casually as my dog nor a particularly good musician (There, I said it!): Beethoven.
Ambra combined the best features of a drunken hooligans and an artistically gifted baby seals in itself and is to me very, very lacking. 
Neither
as casually as my dog nor a particularly good musician (There, I said it!): Beethoven.
Devastated, David
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