"HA HA HA, your mother has cancer and my penis eight thousand climbs in the Himalayas. God is just. "
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Saturday, January 31, 2009
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"HA HA HA, your mother has cancer and my penis eight thousand climbs in the Himalayas. God is just. "
"HA HA HA, your mother has cancer and my penis eight thousand climbs in the Himalayas. God is just. "
Thirsty Dry Mouth Sleeping
Once warmed up Tarzan Tarzan always
One must expect to be Johnny Weissmuller , he was the master of typecasting before it was ever invented. Here an excerpt from his diverse film career:
- 1932 - Tarzan, the Ape Man
- 1934 - Tarzan and His
- 1936 - Tarzan's Revenge
- 1939 - Tarzan and his son
- 1941 - Tarzan's Secret Treasure
- 1942 - Tarzan's adventures in New York
- 1943 - Tarzan and the Nazis (Tarzan's Triumph)
- 1943 - Tarzan's Desert
- 1945 - Tarzan and the Amazons
- 1946 - Tarzan and the Leopard Woman
- 1947 - Tarzan and the Huntress
- 1948 - Tarzan and the Mermaids
Friday, January 30, 2009
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Bangkok: 3 nights in the Khao San Road and 3 in the temple
After 9stuendiger bus ride I arrived at 5 clock in BANGKOK (South Bus Station), with two Swiss tourists have I shared a taxi for me in the famous KHAO SAN ROAD. Was surprised that by this time or ever so many tourists (mostly backpackers) were on, according to the pubs, drank and partied.
Bangkok will be soo cheap. The impression I was not finding a room. So a 40 year old from Germany was Expunk (seen at the front desk) "victim" of my frugality. I just spoke to him and asked him if he would share with me a room.
Then he had an equal, two or three go drink beer (at 7 clock!) And we are still a few hours sat together with an Australian (KHAO SAN ROAD clock at 7:30).
After a nap (! In separate beds), I wanted to start my sightseeing tour of the area: Grand Palace and Wat Pho - at all I was no longer interested. But not even by then I made it ... as reported in the guide books and WARNED! me a man wanted to persuade to take just 20 baht a tuk tuk, which brings me to other temples. I knew the "lower case" - in addition, there's a tailor and a jeweler here who pay commission to the driver and the naive tourists try to exclude.
I'm not naive, knew I still from the reproaches and thought, ok, 
what the can, I can have long and got involved in my terms it - I was down to 20 baht by the city and could simultaneously handle my affairs, the temple WAT Mahathat my meditation class "Book" (by 13 clock on Monday I will be there), etc. I could get rid Touristenausnehmer loose and escaped even the tuk tuk driver, as he suddenly wanted 200 baht from me. Hahaha! By not me!
The rest I'm marching, then, a nice walk past the CHULA LONG GRAIN KING STATUE and the Ananta Samakhom Throne Hall.
To cross the road is really not easy. In this photo I was standing right in the middle.
A traditional Thai-chines. Eat what I had but fed up. However, in the Khao San Road's almost everything - including a falafel stand where I met an Israeli who invited me to cocktails and shisha (water pipe).
My interest was more on having fun instead of sightseeing and I booked for the next car price n
day a THAI COOKING CLASS of 1000 baht. At 8 Clock I was picked up - before I'm moved into a cheap single room - and with the entire group of 8 pupils went to fantastic market's, where's explanations were too many different foods.
We have even learned to make coconut milk
Then there's Chicken Salad with Sticky Rice (back) and forward the ingredients for GREEN CURRY ...
Dessert: water chestnuts soaked in Fanta and dusted in starch, then came into boiling water, was chilled and made from coconut milk, salt and sugar sauce. Done!
Cameron has failed to attract attention and we have met three Canadians, that we were early to 4 clock move.
Monday by 13 clock I should appear at the monks with whom I stay 3 nights and the Insight Meditation Vipassana = wanted to learn. But before that was announced a haircut, the fastest, easiest and cheapest I ever had. As you know, I always do everything extreme. The Buddhists have all sheared hair ... So from the dry to the Gestruep! In less than 15 minutes I was done and it only cost 150 baht (less than 3 €).
IN THE TEMPLE: I had a choice. Either I stick to the 5 rules or in 8th I've ch
course equal the full program taken and for me decided the 8 rules supplement for extra for 'lies You shall not steal, kill, no "poisons" to you, take "etc even included that I do not leave the terrain allowed to wear no jewelry and comfortable bed ( Photo waived) ... After more than 13 months but would not a problem.
The tight schedule was as follows: 4:30 to 6:30 meditation (sitting and walking meditation), meditate, then breakfast, 7:30 to 10:30, then lunch (the last meal of the day). 13-16 Clock meditate, and from 18 bis 21 clock. Then go to sleep. Sure, who wants to go so "take poison to yourself or to be allowed to kill someone," a day in a temple without any longer stay up:)
me the whole has done very well and truly "fun" made. It was a great experience for me more than a Koerpererfahrung (correct posture and proper, conscious actions / steps etc) everything else. Also nice, no cars, no stress, no shouting, no running around, no foul language, no music, etc. My head, my thoughts, I was totally free and have found peace. Just an incredibly valuable experience that you can do so not so easy. And all for free and for real Buddhist monks!
Well, it had to believe my phone to it. This could actually not be used, but I have my morning meditation operated outside in the sun (Unthinkable for the Asians who envied my complexion). I was pretty angry about myself that I only hinkriegte 1 time, open your eyes 40 minutes without sitting cross-legged meditation. Therefore I have asked myself the mobile alarm clock and the cell phone is only 20 cm are next to me had. I was stolen away my brand new cell phone from the nose, temple, and I have been waiting in vain for the tone and instead almost 80min hatched while sitting in the sun! The point I am very proud. Also unbelievable that you can hold out that long. If I would have never thought of me. Can you?
My 1st Hours in "freedom" we went to the same police station where I get a theft report in Thai and mitbekam something in a foreign country to sign with harsh laws had to decipher what I could not even have. Good thing I had with Manit as my translator. Thank you!
order not to fall back again in the stress of the big city, I wanted to give me a few days in the quiet and did my first KANCHANABURI Train ride in Asia there!
After 9stuendiger bus ride I arrived at 5 clock in BANGKOK (South Bus Station), with two Swiss tourists have I shared a taxi for me in the famous KHAO SAN ROAD. Was surprised that by this time or ever so many tourists (mostly backpackers) were on, according to the pubs, drank and partied.
Bangkok will be soo cheap. The impression I was not finding a room. So a 40 year old from Germany was Expunk (seen at the front desk) "victim" of my frugality. I just spoke to him and asked him if he would share with me a room.
Then he had an equal, two or three go drink beer (at 7 clock!) And we are still a few hours sat together with an Australian (KHAO SAN ROAD clock at 7:30).
what the can, I can have long and got involved in my terms it - I was down to 20 baht by the city and could simultaneously handle my affairs, the temple WAT Mahathat my meditation class "Book" (by 13 clock on Monday I will be there), etc. I could get rid Touristenausnehmer loose and escaped even the tuk tuk driver, as he suddenly wanted 200 baht from me. Hahaha! By not me! 
Khao San Road at night: Essensverkaeufer and Souvenirandreher.
My interest was more on having fun instead of sightseeing and I booked for the next car price n
day a THAI COOKING CLASS of 1000 baht. At 8 Clock I was picked up - before I'm moved into a cheap single room - and with the entire group of 8 pupils went to fantastic market's, where's explanations were too many different foods. Very interesting for me, but I want YOU to not stay long. The Einkaufskoerberl was full anyway.
looked so washed out and cleaned everything.
We have even learned to make coconut milk
The workspace and the ingredients for the TOM YUM KUNG ...
... in the wok and the little plates
The next dish: Pad Thai noodles, which I never did so because I was always too sweet. But my, I could dispense it myself. Mmm. Yummy!
Then there's Chicken Salad with Sticky Rice (back) and forward the ingredients for GREEN CURRY ...
... in the wok and the little plates
Dessert: water chestnuts soaked in Fanta and dusted in starch, then came into boiling water, was chilled and made from coconut milk, salt and sugar sauce. Done!
all so easy, even if you have the ingredients.
Everything revolves around food that day. Even when I met Cameron in the evening to share our travel stories of recent days and vorzufeiern his birthday, we had to, well, he (my stomach was already so full, hehe), try the beetles.
Cameron has failed to attract attention and we have met three Canadians, that we were early to 4 clock move.
The next day I was so tired that I just stayed in the Khao San Road and white stuff for the temple (meditation), shopped, and Svetlana ZIW (from Israel) met and fell into bed at midnight (with Bedbugs).
Monday by 13 clock I should appear at the monks with whom I stay 3 nights and the Insight Meditation Vipassana = wanted to learn. But before that was announced a haircut, the fastest, easiest and cheapest I ever had. As you know, I always do everything extreme. The Buddhists have all sheared hair ... So from the dry to the Gestruep! In less than 15 minutes I was done and it only cost 150 baht (less than 3 €).
Well, so short they are not, do not worry:)
IN THE TEMPLE: I had a choice. Either I stick to the 5 rules or in 8th I've ch
course equal the full program taken and for me decided the 8 rules supplement for extra for 'lies You shall not steal, kill, no "poisons" to you, take "etc even included that I do not leave the terrain allowed to wear no jewelry and comfortable bed ( Photo waived) ... After more than 13 months but would not a problem. The tight schedule was as follows: 4:30 to 6:30 meditation (sitting and walking meditation), meditate, then breakfast, 7:30 to 10:30, then lunch (the last meal of the day). 13-16 Clock meditate, and from 18 bis 21 clock. Then go to sleep. Sure, who wants to go so "take poison to yourself or to be allowed to kill someone," a day in a temple without any longer stay up:)
me the whole has done very well and truly "fun" made. It was a great experience for me more than a Koerpererfahrung (correct posture and proper, conscious actions / steps etc) everything else. Also nice, no cars, no stress, no shouting, no running around, no foul language, no music, etc. My head, my thoughts, I was totally free and have found peace. Just an incredibly valuable experience that you can do so not so easy. And all for free and for real Buddhist monks!
Well, it had to believe my phone to it. This could actually not be used, but I have my morning meditation operated outside in the sun (Unthinkable for the Asians who envied my complexion). I was pretty angry about myself that I only hinkriegte 1 time, open your eyes 40 minutes without sitting cross-legged meditation. Therefore I have asked myself the mobile alarm clock and the cell phone is only 20 cm are next to me had. I was stolen away my brand new cell phone from the nose, temple, and I have been waiting in vain for the tone and instead almost 80min hatched while sitting in the sun! The point I am very proud. Also unbelievable that you can hold out that long. If I would have never thought of me. Can you?
My 1st Hours in "freedom" we went to the same police station where I get a theft report in Thai and mitbekam something in a foreign country to sign with harsh laws had to decipher what I could not even have. Good thing I had with Manit as my translator. Thank you!
order not to fall back again in the stress of the big city, I wanted to give me a few days in the quiet and did my first KANCHANABURI Train ride in Asia there!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Hair Wax ของoasis
F ** k the white bitch!
Oh yes. Every year the same problem. The invitation to P Diddy's annual "White Party" is in the mail and you do not know what to wear. The decision gets harder every year, and I finally do Langu always present a new look. And last year we have ourselves set the bar very high.
an accessory, this time, though certainly there. After Mac Blogger Maker Esselle his Mac aluminum keyboard a little cosmetic surgery has undergone this is whiter than the butt a sensitivity to the aesthetics Pornstars .
Whether you are still easily the most important keys 0 2 1 1 - Paxil - feat - see L anu can, be made once there.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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Only 1 time beach: a journey into the unknown - laugh or howl?
I wanted one last time alone on a beach, grant me peace and time to think, before hitting the big city life (and Ranong) Bangkok is. There
between Takua Pa and Ranong to the Laemson NATIONAL PARK, which stretches over 50 km along the west coast of Thailand and several beaches added. Although I have heard rumors that because of accommodation, not as good looks, but leave me out that I again find a homestay (who has no guide). Already on the way there, past small villages locals, I was also aware that the whole thing was a good idea but maybe not. I give up and make it easy but I did not want. As Cameron says so beautiful, "That's the plan, it can not be changed".
Ok, in the middle of nowhere - 3 km in front of the beach - I was "thrown" the only ones off the bus, there are other public transportation no. A pickup with two girls who two men and a pregnant woman with child stopped and took me along. On the beach arrived, there was not actually (Beach in a high speed, the 2 Mädler).
They thought they could me 50 km further up the BANG BAENST BEACH bring
Gen. With several stops at schools, fishing village, friends etc, I am arriving to 19 clock at last And after some searching we found the perfect place for me. Around 200 baht I had my own little bungalow in the backyard of a small restaurant. It was really a quiet, little town. Exactly when I was looking for. Simply perfect ...!!
... it would have meant the Thais are not always so good with me and for their plans I forged. They wanted me the next day by 13 clock to pick up and show me RANONG - a city that was only because on my route because I make my then Visarun had to Burma, but otherwise I had no interest. What they meant exactly that, I did not know they said almost no English, we call a translator and the only way and could communicate with hand signals. Interesting, and yet they wanted me to me down a Thai SIM card so they can come in contact with me.
I wanted it all not only wanted to stay longer on the beach, etc. But finally alone his argument would have been futile, would have only made communication difficult and everything complicated. With the Thais it's really not easy, damn how stupid ne occasion, they grin and kiechern always say yes to everything and really understand a word.
Well, my solo so totally fallen into the water: I was now sandwiched between a family of 3 generations of named Moose (Moose), Pooh (Baer) and Bam (b) i and Babykotze to me in the car.
In the bungalow I was "compelled" by "Mommy" also like to eat (TOM YUM KONG - but tasty) and zugequaselt by her husband. Anger did not help, she means it really only love. That I have a very different "mission" had, but they were indeed nothing.
The next day, my last day at the beach, which should be a day of rest and relaxation (at least up to 13 clock, which made the whole thing from the beginning not easier). Before the clock 8 NATIONAL PARK (and the beach) for free. Watch out, early morning, I snuck to escape to "Mama" over to the grayish Thaifruehstueck (rice soup etc) and had the km-long, wide beach all to myself. Wow ...
... No way! SAND FLIES! After 1.5 h and over a hundred stitches in, I ge "pierced" and I'm back where I pick up a spicy papaya salad (5 Chillies = natural defense against insects). This left an hour in coming, and I had only good for 1.5 hours for my lunch enjoy FREE BEACH. Well, photos of this "beach" below. Phew, good thing I was still in the water before. march
After a few more minutes, I have found a loophole in the National Park and I picked a nice spot on the rocks in the shade. Finally! Rest and good food ...
... nothing there! The 3 guys from the restaurant have been following me and placed directly next to me to me carefully observed while eating to make myself up and down to inspect, jokes, ... Westerners are rarely seen here.
After 30 minutes I have it given up and accepted my mission of being alone as a failure, not me geaergt and the remaining Time with the boys (14-16 years, but in appearance and behavior about 9 years, the Thais) rumgebloedelt. It was like in Africa, they have groped my skin and hair, I had to say-AH - I wanted to see seals, etc.).
went Item 13 clock's on the direction of Ranong, with so many stops at relatives and the mangroves that I would only arrived by 16 clock. They wanted me to go in the HOT SPRINGS. But who wants a very hot day in a 70 degree warm pool? So they took me outside in the city center Ranong a nice Guesthous
e (room on the river, with a mirror on the ceiling) discontinued, stayed his hand and demanded 500 baht for their friendship. Na Bumm. With the bus would have cost the whole 50 and I had so can do as I wanted. Aaaahhhh! 300, I've given them and then never seen again (although they promised to pick me up and bring them to the city). Somehow I then found my way alone inside (no one here speaks English and I did not know at all where I was exactly), I immediately booked my Visarun to Burma for the next day and a night bus to Bangkok. I was fed up.
I used my free time (at last) for blog writing and long skyping with friends. Time passed so fast that I went until midnight on the 15-minute journey home. The streets were totally abandoned, and I have already hinted at a friend that I am afraid before going home, not before the Thais, but the stray dogs. And indeed! Such a Naherlebnis with a wild dog that wanted to biting, I've never had and 1 had time in my life I cry for help.
I took all his courage and me against the two snarling, gnashing of teeth dogs found - the first Time I understood the saying: "Barking dogs do not bite." They can hardly be intimidated and I've never once cried for help, look around me to loopholes, ... then the "battle" given up and passed me from my calf, biting his teeth and closed her eyes ...
... Silence. When I opened his eyes again, the dogs backed away. And since I've seen, a fat woman with a steel pipe in hand, she has chased and beaten up was and the ws also not the first time
I ran home, with my healthy legs. Wow was that fast and I can only speak of luck. Dad, now I'll get the pepper spray!
My journey continued, therefore ... before that I had to Burma for a new 15 day visa. An extremely hectic action. In 3 hours it was all over my passport and the man him, had I lost for about 30 minutes out of sight, but somehow it was then at the Burm. Border, another man in the hand. So everything went well and after the experience of the previous day with the dogs I am also remained calm and let me by the (thank God) guide professionals. And that I anhustetet of border officials and then spitting blood, I had to not care (I have so fortunately the tuberculosis vaccine).
let's get out here and on to Bangkok. For it can only get better, right? 
I wanted one last time alone on a beach, grant me peace and time to think, before hitting the big city life (and Ranong) Bangkok is. There
between Takua Pa and Ranong to the Laemson NATIONAL PARK, which stretches over 50 km along the west coast of Thailand and several beaches added. Although I have heard rumors that because of accommodation, not as good looks, but leave me out that I again find a homestay (who has no guide). Already on the way there, past small villages locals, I was also aware that the whole thing was a good idea but maybe not. I give up and make it easy but I did not want. As Cameron says so beautiful, "That's the plan, it can not be changed".
Ok, in the middle of nowhere - 3 km in front of the beach - I was "thrown" the only ones off the bus, there are other public transportation no. A pickup with two girls who two men and a pregnant woman with child stopped and took me along. On the beach arrived, there was not actually (Beach in a high speed, the 2 Mädler).
They thought they could me 50 km further up the BANG BAENST BEACH bring
Gen. With several stops at schools, fishing village, friends etc, I am arriving to 19 clock at last And after some searching we found the perfect place for me. Around 200 baht I had my own little bungalow in the backyard of a small restaurant. It was really a quiet, little town. Exactly when I was looking for. Simply perfect ...!! ... it would have meant the Thais are not always so good with me and for their plans I forged. They wanted me the next day by 13 clock to pick up and show me RANONG - a city that was only because on my route because I make my then Visarun had to Burma, but otherwise I had no interest. What they meant exactly that, I did not know they said almost no English, we call a translator and the only way and could communicate with hand signals. Interesting, and yet they wanted me to me down a Thai SIM card so they can come in contact with me.
I wanted it all not only wanted to stay longer on the beach, etc. But finally alone his argument would have been futile, would have only made communication difficult and everything complicated. With the Thais it's really not easy, damn how stupid ne occasion, they grin and kiechern always say yes to everything and really understand a word.
Well, my solo so totally fallen into the water: I was now sandwiched between a family of 3 generations of named Moose (Moose), Pooh (Baer) and Bam (b) i and Babykotze to me in the car. 
In the bungalow I was "compelled" by "Mommy" also like to eat (TOM YUM KONG - but tasty) and zugequaselt by her husband. Anger did not help, she means it really only love. That I have a very different "mission" had, but they were indeed nothing. The next day, my last day at the beach, which should be a day of rest and relaxation (at least up to 13 clock, which made the whole thing from the beginning not easier). Before the clock 8 NATIONAL PARK (and the beach) for free. Watch out, early morning, I snuck to escape to "Mama" over to the grayish Thaifruehstueck (rice soup etc) and had the km-long, wide beach all to myself. Wow ...
... No way! SAND FLIES! After 1.5 h and over a hundred stitches in, I ge "pierced" and I'm back where I pick up a spicy papaya salad (5 Chillies = natural defense against insects). This left an hour in coming, and I had only good for 1.5 hours for my lunch enjoy FREE BEACH. Well, photos of this "beach" below. Phew, good thing I was still in the water before. march
After a few more minutes, I have found a loophole in the National Park and I picked a nice spot on the rocks in the shade. Finally! Rest and good food ... ... nothing there! The 3 guys from the restaurant have been following me and placed directly next to me to me carefully observed while eating to make myself up and down to inspect, jokes, ... Westerners are rarely seen here.
After 30 minutes I have it given up and accepted my mission of being alone as a failure, not me geaergt and the remaining Time with the boys (14-16 years, but in appearance and behavior about 9 years, the Thais) rumgebloedelt. It was like in Africa, they have groped my skin and hair, I had to say-AH - I wanted to see seals, etc.).
FREEE "BEACH"
went Item 13 clock's on the direction of Ranong, with so many stops at relatives and the mangroves that I would only arrived by 16 clock. They wanted me to go in the HOT SPRINGS. But who wants a very hot day in a 70 degree warm pool? So they took me outside in the city center Ranong a nice Guesthous
e (room on the river, with a mirror on the ceiling) discontinued, stayed his hand and demanded 500 baht for their friendship. Na Bumm. With the bus would have cost the whole 50 and I had so can do as I wanted. Aaaahhhh! 300, I've given them and then never seen again (although they promised to pick me up and bring them to the city). Somehow I then found my way alone inside (no one here speaks English and I did not know at all where I was exactly), I immediately booked my Visarun to Burma for the next day and a night bus to Bangkok. I was fed up. I used my free time (at last) for blog writing and long skyping with friends. Time passed so fast that I went until midnight on the 15-minute journey home. The streets were totally abandoned, and I have already hinted at a friend that I am afraid before going home, not before the Thais, but the stray dogs. And indeed! Such a Naherlebnis with a wild dog that wanted to biting, I've never had and 1 had time in my life I cry for help.
I took all his courage and me against the two snarling, gnashing of teeth dogs found - the first Time I understood the saying: "Barking dogs do not bite." They can hardly be intimidated and I've never once cried for help, look around me to loopholes, ... then the "battle" given up and passed me from my calf, biting his teeth and closed her eyes ...
... Silence. When I opened his eyes again, the dogs backed away. And since I've seen, a fat woman with a steel pipe in hand, she has chased and beaten up was and the ws also not the first time
I ran home, with my healthy legs. Wow was that fast and I can only speak of luck. Dad, now I'll get the pepper spray!
My journey continued, therefore ... before that I had to Burma for a new 15 day visa. An extremely hectic action. In 3 hours it was all over my passport and the man him, had I lost for about 30 minutes out of sight, but somehow it was then at the Burm. Border, another man in the hand. So everything went well and after the experience of the previous day with the dogs I am also remained calm and let me by the (thank God) guide professionals. And that I anhustetet of border officials and then spitting blood, I had to not care (I have so fortunately the tuberculosis vaccine).
let's get out here and on to Bangkok. For it can only get better, right?
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